1. The light bulb has burned out. What do you do?
Get your trustworthy friend to change it while you curse men for not making them last longer.
You don't do a thing. You use your talent of manipulation to make someone else do it.
Nothing. What are warders for anyways?
Absolutely nothing. You cannot bring the dead back to life.
But how can you be sure the bulb is dead in the first place,when we only have the evidence of our senses for this?"
It doesn't matter, you're still going to find yourself in the Dark.
Gather about 10 of your friends so you can discuss the effects of the absence of light in such dark times.
Find three sisters of your ajah : one to look up precedents, one to compile a table of references, and one to record how it gets done - by another Ajah
2. You walk by a dying man on the side of the street. What do you do?
EEK! It's a MAN! Off with his head!
Think, hmmm... he'd be a good spy in the streets...
*sigh* Isn't he cute, with those gorgeous brown eyes? You'll have him trained and he'll become your third warder.
Heal his wounds from the fight. Can't say you weren't at least nice.
But how can you be sure the man IS indeed, in fact, dying? Maybe it is a Whitecloak spy... Maybe it is just the sun playing tricks on you eyes. Better walk on, just in case.
Blackmail, torture, bribe or any other malicious act that you can think of to make him become an...agent for you.
Blackmail, torture, bribe or any other malicious act that you can think of to make him become an...agent for you.
Get off your horse, sit down by the man and take note of every detail of this dying man, seeing how death takes life and applies it to a research topic you were writing about.
3. In a word, describe yourself:
determined
graceful
manly
ravishingly beautiful
loyal
4. What's wrong with the last question?
Absolutely nothing.
Everything's wrong with it! Everything's wrong everywhere!
Hey! That's two words!
I don't know. *rimshot*
I wasn't given enough words to describe all my wonderful qualities.
5. What's your favorite food?
Anything but those bloody lembas.
Whatever I've killed with my own hands.
I will taste man-flesh!
Eat? I'm anorexic!
Feasting food, with drinks you can quaff.
6. You're at an amusement park. What do you ride first and why?
The kiddie rides, because I have to be "this tall" to enter, and I'm not.
The carousel, because it's got all the pretty ponies!
The Tunnel of Love. 'Nuff said.
Whatever I feel like. I tend to act on gut feelings rather than actual thought.
The ferris wheel, because it's round.
7. You think of Aragorn as:
A real man
A rival
A hottie
Too tall
A self-centered jerk
8. Frodo's thoughts on you?
Gay.
Absolutely perfect.
A jerk.
You remind him of Pooh Bear.
He really hasn't seen much of you.
9. Your pet tarantula's name is:
The Spider of Doom.
Goliath.
Fluffy.
Butch.
Aragorn.
10. A giant moose looks at you wrong. What do you do?
Molest it and get an Oscar nod.
Cry.
It's just jealous of my good looks.
Attempt to have a stare-down with it.
Kill it.
Code stolen from my Obsession quiz which stole from the Resolution quiz.
